More junk mail

For some reason I keep on getting emails from women in Eastern European countries, who are trying to form an intimate relationship with me. I don't reply to the emails since I was always told (by various people), not to reply to junk messages because then 'they'll know you have an active email address and so attack with vigour!'. I don't know why I put that in quotations, it was ages ago that 'they' warned me about junk mail and I have long forgotten the exact words they said.

Good day, my name is Milana I live in Azerbaijan.

I'm kind, caring and interesting girl. I'm very lonely in my life. I want to find good man to spend all my life. You can see my photo with this message.  If you free and don't have relations with other woman and you also lonely then send me the message. I hope you will like my appearance and I will get the answer from you. Then I would tell you more about me and will learn more about you. Please write to me at my private e_mail: mstodich@yahoo.com

I'm looking forward to your letter. 

Milana

A lack of grammar seems to be a recurring theme with these emails, but I guess I'm being far too judgmental since I only know English, let alone French or German (which were taught at school). I used to know quite a bit of French (never fluent though), but it's been a while since I've had to use the language properly. It must have been hard for Milana to learn to English, considering the educational facilities in Azerbaijan, which I assume aren't something OFSTED would consider 'great'. But she did write a fairly understandable email and for that I commend her. She also did attach her photo (unlike the other girl) so she has proven herself to be an effective computer user. Milana is definitely better than the last girl.

Junk messages

Sometimes, I get interesting junk messages, this one is particularly good -

Hey my friend. It was nice to see your profile on dating site. I'm 28 years young woman, sporty, slim and family orrinted woman, looking for serious man for family creation. If you are interested in serious relationship, feel free to e-mail me at: angellonely@ymail.com

I will wait for your answer. 

Here is my foto in attachment, hope you will like it Have a good day! Hopefully, your nice friend!

What a charming lady, I particularly like how she used the words 'family creation' - romance is not lost on this young lady (28 years young). Though I was disappointed that she didn't actually attach any 'fotos', which she said that she did. Well, this is certainly a knock to our relationship - she wants to create a family, yet can't even attach a photograph to an email. What hope does she have for raising a child? Or perhaps she expects that I look after the child, whilst she goes about her day, shopping or doing hobbies. Though, even those tasks require a modicum of intelligence. I first thought that perhaps English was not her first language, due to the numerous grammatical errors in her email. But I now think that she might just be really dumb. Hmm, can people with severe intellectual disabilities operate computers? Maybe she had help, in which case, her helper was also retarded since he allowed the aforementioned grammatical errors to be uncorrected. Either way, it's shoddy work and she will be waiting a long time for my reply.